Laid me some pipe

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

by setbridge November 12, 2012

i'm experiencin' some things !

an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !

that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things

by michael foolsley October 8, 2020

Whippin' up some softserve

The act of taking a shit.

Johnny: "Where were you sis?"

Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"

by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011

cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook me some eggs!

by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017

Stop it, get some help

What you say when your friends are looking up their names on urban dictionary.

Friend 1: omg my name on urban dictionary means-

Friend 2: Stop it, get some help

by Jinglejangle1212 November 25, 2021

A pound of salt and some coke

Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”

“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."

by Words… April 3, 2022

Shed Some Blood On The Situation

A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.

Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.

by It Was Written June 16, 2010