soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 6, 2011

Soft

Ted after any fantasy loss.

Did you see how Ted left the group chat after he got worked in fantasy? That guys soft.

by SawftTed October 28, 2022

Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.

I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!

by Nidorak March 7, 2018

Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl

Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth

by Welsh stuff August 5, 2019

Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.

“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”

by ZTerm October 18, 2022

soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

soft surf

A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024