x more sleeps

The number of days until an event. If you're a cretin.
OMG only x more sleeps until I can see Coldplay
by grumpy_quim March 13, 2012
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Dogs don't sleep

Girls on Snapchat posted a picture that said "dogs don't sleep" after they pulled an all nighter.
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i wanna sleep

Person 1 : this concert is so boring
Person 1 : i wanna sleep
Person 2 : *Brings bed into concert*
Person 2 : here
by stop it why are you doing this September 11, 2020
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Is my dog sleeping

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead
by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020
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you should be sleeping

Usually a phrase used when talking over social media or text; when someone is messaging you and they don't want to talk.
They use the time of day as an excuse to ignore you.
You: 'hi how was your day'
Them: ' you should be sleeping'

You: 'oh I'm not tired'
*message seen 10.32pm*
(Next day)
You: "how come you didn't reply to my message?"
Them: "I thought you were sleeping"
by Definamy November 20, 2014
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Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.
I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack
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i sleep naked

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist
whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*
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