Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

Spoon

best debater ever and best jjk scaler ever uwu

"hey,have you heard about spoon,i heard he beat jesus in a debate!"

by cumcumcumcucm123123123 June 27, 2021

Spooning

When two people are totally undressed/ bare and lay together cuddling one as a bg spoon and the other as the small spoon.

When it’s cold me and Jordan spoon.
They were spooning in bed.

by Mary Adam July 3, 2019

Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 13, 2024

Nittle spoon

An openly gay single guy, that hosts brunches for his straight "friends" making them feel rather uncomfortable.

Derek is the neighborhood nittle spoon.

by Anonymous :p September 23, 2016

spoon

josh wardle
a spoon is basically the same as a dickhead but a nicer way of saying it

he is such a spoon

by mattlikesboys July 13, 2020

Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.

That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.

by Acid230 May 1, 2022