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Charles Robert Killick 

He is a sensible man and he is a head teachers boy.
Charles Robert Killick has plays on the swing with the headteacher who looks like a hedgehog

The Robert Pattinson 

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

Dirty Robert 

Big fat guy that works for a water department
That Dirty Robert screwed up our job again!
Dirty Robert by ladaf#@$inda November 18, 2007

edward robert 

Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back
Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?

louis robert 

A man who keeps asking questions even though he already knows the answer.
- Sir, should I backup my hard drive ?
- Oh... Come on, stop being such a Louis Robert !
louis robert by 21cdszcuEdouard November 9, 2017

Wet Robert 

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.
God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!
Wet Robert by Wspycrs July 17, 2018