by willpcubs2322 October 21, 2019

roberts is nice
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

A very funny guy some times, has no reason to throw stuff at kids that are playing on the street and or cursing at kids walking by his house. Makes the hole street lit and dangerous. Very good personality and makes everyone laugh.
by Astro313 December 16, 2022

by williamroberts123 May 4, 2023
