Stupid Fucking Retard 

It's not enough to be retarded, when someone is so stupid and fucking dumb, you have to whip out the Stupid Fucking Retard card.

House Oniku is filled with "Stupid Fucking Retard"(s).

Stupid Fucking Retard by BruhSlayer59 August 18, 2020

Electric Retard

the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.

After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.

Electric Retard by beaulingpin June 23, 2009

Pro Retard 

A professional retard. Someone that takes it to the highest professional level. ie. Higher then SemiPro Retard.

On the way home from the bar we saw a couple of pro retards yelling on the street.

Pro Retard by sandwich stealer June 11, 2006

Mad Retard Strength 

Freakish strength commonly associated with the mentally ill

Fool, don't change the T Shell. She'll go Mad Retard Strength on you, and then it's all over

Mad Retard Strength by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Social Retard 

A person who is retarted socially. Usually used to describe somebody with average or above average intellegence who is scared or ignoarant of what to do in a normal social situation.

That kid who nobody talks to, and if you try to initiate conversation with him he gets nervous and doesnt know what to say.

I asked that social retard how he was doing and he freaked out

Social Retard by abc123xyz December 30, 2008

gay retard 

fucking cows for a living

o my god that guy is such a gay retard stop hurting cows

gay retard by asdfghjkl,mnbvcxz April 10, 2019

dog shit retard 

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.

Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.

dog shit retard by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017