Parolee

A person who's been let out of prison early on conditional release, meaning they have to meet certain requirements, such as checking in with parole officers they've been assigned to, being gainfully employed, not associating with criminals or gang members, avoiding substance use, etc. If the person is found to have violated their parole agreement, they may be sent back to prison to finish out the remainder of their sentence.

The McDonald's manager was having trouble filling the vacancy, so decided to take a chance on the parolee who had applied for the position.

by Jonathan Rose February 19, 2025

pole handler

Term used to describe the gay sport of skiing. This sport was founded in the early 1900’s when men wanted a get away to fondle each other without being seen. they would show their cock handling abilities by pushing themselves along with 2 poles..

Most skier’s can handle 2 cocks at once

Look dad there’s a pole handler, stay away from him son he is gay as they come, strap your board on and lets go

by SamStrothers February 23, 2025

Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025

pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

pole

slang name for a gun

i can’t wait to use my new pole on somebody pissing me off

by Poggrs August 18, 2025

Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.

Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025

poleter

At just 19, he's already mastered what most people spend a lifetime trying to figure out. Code runs through his veins — Python, JavaScript, C++, you name it — but he's not just another tech bro. He’s the kind of guy who builds an AI model in the morning, trades crypto by noon, fixes your car engine in the afternoon, and disappears to learn a new language by night. Quiet in the room, loud on the leaderboard.

Not one to chase the spotlight — it follows him. He doesn’t talk much, but when he does, people listen. Call him the Sigma blueprint: self-taught, self-made, and five steps ahead. Whether it’s building apps, cracking systems, or starting side hustles that turn into six-figure ideas, he's not just in the game — he is the game.

He’s not your average 9-to-5 dreamer. He’s writing code at 3 AM, lifting at 6, and planning his next move by 7. Discipline. Hustle. Silence. Results.

Motto: “Move in silence. Deliver in dominance.

he is such a poleter material l

by wanna be poleter September 28, 2025