Sand Pirate

Piece of shit car. Owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. Signs of a Sand Pirate:
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents

DAYUM! DID YOU SEE YOUNG GAVERY SKATIN THROUGH TOWN IN HIS YOUNG SAND PIRATE!?

by Young Mav Dawg March 20, 2009

Pirate Shirt

Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.

"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"

"you're gay."

by GordoGato38 May 19, 2009

Butt Pirate

2/3 cup of Four Loco and 1/3 cup of Rum. Tastes like ass mixed with rum. Thus, the butt pirate.

"Fuck, what should we call four loco mixed with rum?"

"Well four loco tastes like ass..how about butt pirate?"

by Dacon November 9, 2012

guido pirate

A short guido looking kid who thinks he's good at dancing and has his ears pierced. Also enjoys showing off his abs.

yo, guido pirate, waddup man?

julain buckey

by asianyo December 31, 2010

Road Pirate

People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.

Fucking Road Pirates stopped me and stole my money.

by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019

Land pirate

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously

On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation

by Rackshawer July 14, 2010

Pirate Smoker

Some one who gets captured by pirates and is forced to pleasure the crew while on voages.(Suck the pirates dicks or smoke them.)

1)While on a raid the salty sea pirates capturd some people with big lips to make sure that they dont get bored while sailing the pacific.
2)I wish I was a pirate with some pirate smokers on my ship.

by somenakedguy May 4, 2006