When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017
Get the patchy the piratemug. Piece of shit car. Owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. Signs of a Sand Pirate:
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents
by Young Mav Dawg March 20, 2009
Get the Sand Piratemug. A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.
by ninjas rock January 4, 2012
Get the Pirate Fanmug. Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.
Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.
Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'
Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.
Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'
On a beach.
Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)
Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)
by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011
Get the Samurai Piratemug. People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.
by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019
Get the Road Piratemug. A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously
On chatroulette
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
by Rackshawer July 14, 2010
Get the Land piratemug. Some one who gets captured by pirates and is forced to pleasure the crew while on voages.(Suck the pirates dicks or smoke them.)
1)While on a raid the salty sea pirates capturd some people with big lips to make sure that they dont get bored while sailing the pacific.
2)I wish I was a pirate with some pirate smokers on my ship.
2)I wish I was a pirate with some pirate smokers on my ship.
by somenakedguy May 4, 2006
Get the Pirate Smokermug.