Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

patrick fisk

Your mom usually likes him as much as she likes eating cheetos.

Often a cake-lover.

"Patrick fisk, could you please stop eating cake? "

by Pattelei March 16, 2017

Patrick

The guy Who tries tricking you but he finds a new person to trick : Patrick: hey may bay day lay hay gay stay may bay *CRINGE!*

Patrick:n want to play A LAME GAME?

by Eee ales November 28, 2021

Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 26, 2024

Patrick Shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by ItsEveryNightSis8402 December 16, 2019

Patrick

1. (Verb) To snitch on someone, especially someone you personally know
2. (Noun) To be known as a snitch

1. John patricked on everyone in the group chat. Now we all have detention.
2. Don’t be a Patrick, don’t tell anyone else about this.

by CC214 May 10, 2018