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wack for crack

Black male who only dates white females. (derived from the term "cracker")
Precious: "hey you know that guy Jamal?"
Bonquisha: "Ya, damn that n*** is fine!"
Precious: "Too bad he is wack for crack!"

Jamal only dates white girls
by spam, fayley, Ramanda November 22, 2011
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anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.
by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013
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Black Crack

A can or bottle of Grape soda. Based on the stereotype that African Americans love grape flavored drinks, food, candy etc..
When you go to the store, please pick up a bottle of black crack.
by birdydb June 27, 2018
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crack stabber

Look out for that guy he is a crack stabber.
by zenpuppetmonkey April 11, 2009
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crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.
Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."
by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008
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Crack Cobbler

Recipe is as follows: take one heaping serving of trouser chili and continue baking in your down-under oven until a crusty top layer forms while it remains moist and gooey below.
I was praying for a ghost shart, but when I was finally able to check I was horrified to discover that I had made some crack cobbler.
by Dave is Awesome February 23, 2019
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