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noah jay ross

A 12 trash talker that eats a lot of twinkies.
by SuchHacks November 29, 2017
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Noah

Noah is a nice, funny, athletic, handsome, and caring guy. He is always doing something with his hands, mostly because he is always nervous. You can't help but smile when he walks in a room. He'll try to make you laugh even when you don't want to because he wants to make you feel better, and he does. He is finest guy in school and All the girls fall for him. Yet he doesn't get into too many relationships because he's too shy to walk up to someone and get their number. You'll find yourself going to every one of his football games just to get another look of him. He cares about everyone in his life and treats them accordingly. He has a good not-fake group of friends he always hangs out with. He is a guy and girls-best friend. If you have a Noah in your life, hang on to him and just think how lucky you are to have him. And if you're his girlfriend, well now I'm just jealous of you.
Girl 1: Are you going to the game tonight?
Girl 2: DUH! Noah's playing today.
Girl1: Fair point.
by Kentuck_Fried_Chicken43 October 12, 2023
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Noah

Someone who hates POC. He is very annoying. will anger you, and cheats in videogames. He also has a GT 710 in 2022. Honestly Sad.
Noah is very annoying, and his pc sucks!
by InLuvWitJu June 5, 2022
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Noah

Noah has the worlds largest penis
Imagine your having sex with your girlfriedn and then... "OMG your penis is so big Noah!!!"
by b0b123 March 13, 2024
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Noah

Gay as FUCK. Knows all the words to W.A.P. Has a fake girlfriend. More femminie than Harry styles.
Stop beings such a Noah.
by dumbbi*ch69 November 4, 2020
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Noah

a guy who somehow adopts every person as his younger sibling but has no regards or quips about taking care of himself.
Noah a good person but a dick about taking care of himself
by ashtrollingnoah October 1, 2021
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Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.
He failed? of course noah helman failed!
by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022
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