Massacrate

To remove ones penis/scrotum/testicles, then affix said penis/scrotum/testicle(s) to
ones forehead with staples or supeglue.

The massacrate(or): I'ma chop you dick off and stick it on yo forehead. fuck yo couch.

by Psycho Magician April 23, 2009

mass texticide

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.

Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

Massa Suicide

To slit one's own political throat

Massa Suicide - Congressman (former) Eric Massa 3-11-10

by Aware-one March 11, 2010

massachusetts mudslide

When the girl is on top riding anally, she then gets up and begins violently squirting shit covering the mans torso and face. She proceeds to slide down the torso while eating root beer ice cream.

You know Denise if you really wanna spice up your marriage I've heard of the Massachusetts mudslide. Janette tried it last weekend and now her husband can't stop dumping compliments.

by Birdma_n July 1, 2017

massachusetts hamburger

It is the best hamburger to ever exist ever in Massachusetts.

Im not a real boy, I'm a Massachusetts hamburger

by The Massachusetts hamburger October 31, 2017

snatch massage

to massage the snatch.

"wesley gave me the best snatch massage last night"

by mitchwell June 22, 2008

booty massacre

The absouolte annihilation and extreme pleasing of booty.

e.g

"wah gwan sarah u bless??" , "yea im bless danny laid down the booty massacre last night was squirting like a bust hose pipe!"

by 7thSeven February 26, 2010