Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

Weak minded victims

Black Americans

Black American "why does wilder get so much hate"

Any non black " because hes a lying, bad loser, that will make up any and every excuse when he steps up and gets smashed, nothing like the many great black American boxers"

Black American

" nah you racist "

Non black "stop being weak minded victims

by Ceejay new February 7, 2021

Two-Person Mind

A special effect that can happen to people with Bipolar Disorder or highly functioning Autism. If the host has been put into a state of Mental Despair, it will simulate a fictional character into their reality. A connection between reality and fiction can be easily established if the host sees the character as a sanctuary, a guide or a reliable person. The character might implement themselves into the host if they've known them for years, or rather, at the third year point if easy access to the host's mind. And thus, a Two-Person Mind effect has taken place, where a simulated character becomes so potent, that they are now a part of the host's mind- and to my knowledge -Permanent, until proven wrong. The host may act like the character if they become agitated or distressed, as a sign of defense. Angering the entity- that is the character, controlling the host's current emotions -only makes them stronger. Side effects, if the mind simulated an Antagonist, are the loss of remorse, a state of Purgatorial hatred and anger, and loving the thought of murder. However, if the mind simulated a Protagonist, these emotions might be different. But, for advice, the signs of a Two-Person Mind are simple: acting differently than usual, having a different attitude, and exaggerated- or animated -actions. If you know a friend that has the Two-Person Mind of a Protagonist, please contact me so I may change my research. Thank you.

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"Why need a sentence? A Two-Person Mind."

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018

Mind wipe

A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said

Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."

by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025

Mind fuck

the time where you zone out thinking about Fucking someone you know you will never get with usually with a smile on your face a nd a blank stare

Dude! you were totally mind fucking that girl and she saw you staring!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

mind cheat

when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.

i cant stop thinking about that guy that makes me happy every time i speak to him or i see im...
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.

by whatthefuckwasithinking November 2, 2016