minecraft

the best game in the world

"oh damn, they look better than Minecraft"
"impossible"

by rain21873 June 1, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game where you build anything and explore everywhere.
It is THE BEST GAME and it's much better than Fortnite(a game for gay kids).
Everybody has it because it is so cheap for such a great game.

Fortnite sucks Minecraft's dick.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 8, 2021

Minecraft

wtf why did you search that up
do you not know what Minecraft is??
For that reason, I'm not saying.

'poo'
Ohhhh! Minecraft
Ya

by nanny can can June 12, 2021

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

Minecraft BattlePass

The Minecraft BattlePass is what you say instead of Fortnite BattlePass sometimes when you feel like it.

Lets get the Minecraft BattlePass.

by shongwave man November 11, 2024

Minecraft Mineshaft

Refers to a woman’s cooch, typically used to riz up a chick or to say you fucked someone’s chick.

Def 1- Sup baby. Maybe tonight you can let me in your Minecraft mineshaft.

Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.

by Extendo Glock November 21, 2024

The Minecraft Movie

THE Minecraft Movie is an animated action video game movie that features Steve E. Clarix (also known as Steve) was born in Orlando, Florida in 1990. From his perspective, he was above average at his scores when he was Grade 2 and 3, making him the top 4th student in his class. He moved on to San Francisco, California with his family and Alex (little sister) a decade later. They thought they're going to have fun but all happy moments come to an end. On September 9th, 2001, their 3-story hotel was being burned by an army of gangsters who want to rob the place. Brian Steven E. Clarix (Steve's father) tried to let his family escape, but Alex was stuck in the hotel, so the father needs to get pass the gang. He quickly rushed into the burning building as Steve is crying with his mother. After that, they left the scene, believing that Brian died in the burning hotel. Right away, the hotel massively blew up. The explosion was SO enormous that it sent firetrucks and police cars 600ft into the air causing traffic jams.

Ex: Guys the Minecraft Movie is out in theatres in April 4th, 2025 what the helicopteeeer!!!!!

by SpredEXPbo1 December 7, 2024