Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

Honey On My Mind

When you're thinking of sweet things.

Man I walked into that candy shop and I got honey on my mind.

by YehNameJeff June 28, 2016

Manufactured Mind

Mainstream media cookie cutter square 2D mold of one another.

The manufactured mind is prone to judgement of others for what they say instead of what they do.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016

mind cheat

when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.

i cant stop thinking about that guy that makes me happy every time i speak to him or i see im...
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.

by whatthefuckwasithinking November 2, 2016

mind the queue

When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.

Mind the Queue. Mind the Queue? MIND THE QUEUE!

by Jon Boice October 26, 2015

Mind rape

The intrusion of the mind by a well-trained mind rapist. His mind is so advanced he can creep into your mind unnoticed and you can't stop it because it's too late when it's noticeable.

Person A: Please teach me your ways of the mind rape.

Person B: Are you ready to learn the ways and give up so much
Person A: Yes master I must mind rape Jenny from math and learn her secrets.

by Goochterminator26 January 17, 2016