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mind cheat

when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.
i cant stop thinking about that guy that makes me happy every time i speak to him or i see im...
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.
by whatthefuckwasithinking November 2, 2016
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My Mind

Like an internet browser... 20 tabs are open, 5 of them froze and i don't know where the music is coming from.
by Meow_Lynn April 17, 2023
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computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.
She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
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medi-mind

Anyone with extensive medical, physiological, biological knowledge in any medical arena. Including pharmaceutical applications pertaining to the medical field.
As a student of medicine, he/she has a “medi-mind”!
by Arrowdog June 8, 2018
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what we should start calling boobies
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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Screen Share of The Mind

Also known as telepathy, which is very well known about in the spiritual community..
My teacher who introduced me to witchcraft, new age spirituality, reiki, and occultism did a spiritual journey where we tapped into each other's minds. It was like screen share of the mind.
by BohemianHealing December 11, 2023
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