Similiar to Xbox Live, Life Achievements are various tasks and challenges one can accomplish in real life such as successfully evading the police, urinating on a moving vehicle, or throwing an epic party. Achievements accumulate Lifepoints (LP) based on the difficulty of the task that adds to a persons Lifescore. Life Achievements, and their corresponding point values, can be found from various sources on the internet.
Life Achievements:
Follow Me If You Want To Live - Survive a natural disaster using only your wits and cunning. 100 pts
That Cant Be Healthy - Stay indoors for 3 weeks straight. 50 pts
Nice Hussle Out There - Be the reason that your team lost "the big game". 75 pts
Follow Me If You Want To Live - Survive a natural disaster using only your wits and cunning. 100 pts
That Cant Be Healthy - Stay indoors for 3 weeks straight. 50 pts
Nice Hussle Out There - Be the reason that your team lost "the big game". 75 pts
by TuatsuOtter February 04, 2010
Friend: What is the point of life?
Me: well to live and then die of course!
Friend: Sounds about right.
Me: well to live and then die of course!
Friend: Sounds about right.
by The Point Of Life February 07, 2017
A 3d virtual world where you can dress up your character, participate in events, make friends, drain your bank account to get enough coins for one item, and watch as the developers make gameplay worse and worse with every update.
"The baby update to the game Avakin Life was the last straw for many players, causing hundreds of people to stop playing and leave the community"
by foolsparadise January 04, 2022
The ultimate expression of life’s unfortunate events. Haven't you heard? No-one gets out alive. Life Sux!
“Most people think life sux, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sux, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary
- Denis Leary
by Tom Smythe December 22, 2011
blogs, tweets, or any other sort of social media posts intended to declare how wonderful the author's life is. Such content is virtually devoid of any reference to problems, troubles, challenges, issues, hangups, etc. Such content is usually presented as a thin veneer for a life that is a wheels off, bodies on the tracks, train wreck existence.
by is this pseudonym also taken March 10, 2015
by SomebodyDoingStuff March 23, 2021
by sebillion December 04, 2018