Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.

Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.

by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018

Joshua Lane

This is ansley Hatchell here to say that mr lane is a teacher and he loves cats. He is the best and if your rude to him he'll come back at you with a fort nite joke. He is nice, but only if you respect him. Don't watch your back, he already has it. Be ready to laugh at his jokes, meme's, and adorable cat pictures.

Joshua Lane Has a girlfriend named Rachel.

by Cat Twin June 8, 2018

Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.

Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.

by joemanshowman March 4, 2018

Betsy Lane

Coming out as gay.

Have you heard about James? He sent down Betsy Lane!

by Ijustwritesomewords March 11, 2018

Milky Lane

That last little bit of cum that dribbles out the end of ones penis, usually resembles off milk.

That chick swallowed my milky lane last night.

by Pinkerstink October 24, 2018

James Lane

The phrase James Lane is used when a junior in highschool, goes up to a freshman in an empty highschool classroom and sticks his or her hand down the other persons pants, without consent.

Dude did you hear about John? He totally James Laned that girl the other day!

by Ikay..66 November 13, 2018

Ja'Laine

The best person you can have she is beautiful fun funny and sometimes nice when she wants to be and she thiccccc

Gurl Ja'laine is my bestfriend

ikr we like sisters

by mood. November 21, 2018