Land-locked club

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023

burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.

Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.

by PigBat March 19, 2018

We locked in

a commitment to each other, showing that you are dedicated to building a long-term relationship

Chad: are we locked in?

Brad: yes <3

by Thereallilcheeze January 15, 2024

Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 08, 2024

texas leg lock

When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in

Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me

by Gio da PANDA March 22, 2016

High Lock

Opposite of "low key; Something known about by a large amount of people. Not on the low down.

Everybody high lock knows that I'm going to that party tonight.

by CannyBebe August 21, 2015

locking the dick down

When a girl has you so sprung that you only talk to her and have sex with her alone.

I'm only talking to Kelly, she's locking the dick down.

by 85powder November 15, 2017