Liverpool Syndrome

A person's belief that their previously successful football club is still universally revered and feared, despite a dearth of competitive success in the last two to three decades. Most applicable to clubs that have been managed by Kenny Dalglish (see Liverpool FC, Glasgow Celtic, Blackburn Rovers et al.).

Scott: Dave, where do you think Liverpool will finish this season?
Dave: I think we'll be challenging for the title, so long as Stevie and Luis stay fit.
Scott: You do realise that Liverpool are currently 12th in the table have won just twice in 10 games?
Dave: Yeah but we're a massive club and the manager will turn it round.
Scott: Dave you are being quite deluded; I think you may have Liverpool Syndrome.
Dave: Not so, Liverpool are the biggest club in the world and everyone's favourite song is 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.

by Wubblepig November 8, 2012

Liverpool

The best city in the world. Liverpool is culturally diverse and the people are a joy to be around. Liverpool is also a fantastic night out mainly due to the fact that Scousers love a good laugh and know how to have a good time. Unfortunatly Liverpool constantly battles with sterotyping usually believed by narrow minded idiots who have never actually visited the European Capital of Culture. Don't get me wrong Liverpool has its problems, but no more than any other big city.

Liverpool also has a unique accent with unique slang terms:
'Boss'- excellent/ really good
'Laaa'- mate/ friend
'bizees'- police
'maa' and 'daa'- mum and dad

by northern_ girl_8 April 13, 2006

All lives matter

A hypocritical term racist use that proves they’re too chicken sh#t to admit it. If they really meant that all lives matter, they’d be against the death penalty, support refugees and freely say that Black lives matter—but they only ever spew “all lives matter” when good people say Black lives matter. The phrase is only used by trumpanzees.

Racists say “all lives matter” as their rebuttal to “Black lives matter.”

“All lives matter” people are more concerned about a broken window than systemic racism. They believe ever Black person killed by cops deserves extrajudicial execution by racist polices officers.

When the news says on that four more Black men were shot by the police this week, they respond by angrily shouting “all lives matter.”

You can buy “All lives matter” t-shirts wherever you find MAGA hats.

by Mama Thomas January 8, 2021

livejasmin.com

A site where women go on webcams and tease men with there bodies, and if the men sign up to the site, they can the the woman's "private show," where they pay tips to see the dance seductively, flash their breasts, and masturbate.

Guy 1: Hey man, let's go on stickam and see if we can get girls to flash us!

Guy 2: No way man! Let's go to Livejasmin.com, because there are wayyy more titties there.

by breaststhesizeofwalnuts April 3, 2010

Liven't

Liven't is a contraction for the words "Live" and "Not", meaning "Not living".

My uncle is liven't, so we have to plan a funeral.

by @SUPERWORDMAN@ September 11, 2018

livermittens

Using a warm piece of raw liver to masturbate.

Klosh put a pound of liver in the microwave for 45 seconds in order to simulate the temperature of a human vagina and out came a nice pair of livermittens. Dinner was served.

by Agentlover October 2, 2006

drain my liver

to pee, to urinate

I need to go out to drain my liver.

by potap December 25, 2009