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land text

I haven't heard from Sally in years, until she sent me a land text from Istanbul.
by journalismo May 5, 2018
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Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
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Liv’s Land

Liv’s Land is a youtuber who is pursuing her dreams of being an actress, singer and famous dancer, hoping one day she’ll be a celebrity to support her friends
Liv’s Land makes videos on her YouTube
by Liv’s Land May 10, 2022
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Land-escaper

(noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.
Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.
by Lazarus727 February 14, 2010
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gort land

barvin meak does NOT aprove fo gort land cuz an unspecified lack man baned him from gort land!!!!!
by Gort Lander May 3, 2023
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Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!
by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024
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physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.
Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!
by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025
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