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still a DILF though
still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 29, 2020
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is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
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3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
by GnarcJohn January 26, 2021
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