Jake Thornton

Giraffe

Wow his neck is so long he must be a Jake Thornton

by Big pedo nonce February 5, 2020

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Jake Scrotum

Usually the weird kid in school.

Jake Scrotum: Hey everyone! Do you all think that i can shove this corndog up my ass?
Literally the entire class: OH NO NO NOT AGAIN

by Babeluka7 February 6, 2022

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Jake paul

A skinny-was white boii from ohio. Cheats, clickbaits, and is responsible for creating a disease called cancer. Erika shall dump the dougebag! SHE SHALL!!

Billy: ugh there goes a jake paul
Mom: cover your EYES child!
Billy: morphs..
Mom: mother of God..
Billy:IT'S EVERY DAY BRO!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMING INTENSIFIES!!

by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018

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Jake paul

Cancer

Jake Paul is cancerous human being

by RedkarJr July 12, 2021

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Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

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