Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.
Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.
by ShellyH June 21, 2018
Get the Cook good baconmug. Sizzling Bacon Snuggle-
Sizzling Bacon Snuggle is a playful way of snuggling if done correctly. The act of Bacon sizzling snuggle is usually done done between a boyfriend and girlfriend. Clothes remain on or off, which is way more fun. ( careful guys)
It is performed with the woman on her back and the man laying on top of her and with a tight hug starts to sizzle or shake in a seizure like manner. Usually this makes the woman laugh uncontrollably and sometimes even snort.
Sizzling Bacon Snuggle is a playful way of snuggling if done correctly. The act of Bacon sizzling snuggle is usually done done between a boyfriend and girlfriend. Clothes remain on or off, which is way more fun. ( careful guys)
It is performed with the woman on her back and the man laying on top of her and with a tight hug starts to sizzle or shake in a seizure like manner. Usually this makes the woman laugh uncontrollably and sometimes even snort.
by Dawgs1959 January 8, 2021
Get the Sizzling Bacon Snugglemug. by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012
Get the Bacon Positioning Systemmug. A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
Get the Hairdressers bacon sandwichmug. The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.
"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."
by MshrmMiKE October 19, 2011
Get the 'smokey bacon' complexmug. by Derrick S. April 21, 2003
Get the Burn my baconmug. Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'
Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"
by funnyjunkie43 May 31, 2010
Get the I smell Baconmug.