Tiger Irons

The "heavy duty" evil twin to the famous pro-golf player.

Nobody wants to caddy for Tiger Irons, since all of his clubs are super-weighty metal-headed drivers --- no sissy wimpy "tree-fiber" drivers for HIM, thank you very much!

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Iron Horse

Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.

Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.

by Piper and Anna High Class Defs June 10, 2018

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

Ironic

A Canadian allergic to red maple trees

I'm allergic to red maple and I'm Canadian; wowee that's ironic.

by Smishmasterflex October 18, 2019

Coincidentally ironic

When some is a coincidence but it is also ironic

When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.

by ser240 January 3, 2021

iron man

Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"

"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"

by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020

Ironic

using or characterized by irony.

*Gloopert responding to Bernard Wilson*
Gloopert: You're a random
Bernard Wilson: That is Ironic

by bernardwilson December 23, 2023