baked into a pie

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.

I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017

Selactose intolerance

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream

Selective lactose intolerance

Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese

PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?

Patient: yeah

PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)

Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks

PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance

by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

Thundered into someone

To profane at a certain individual when it is not required or deserved.

I thundered into someone today, the someone didn't know what was happening

by Chicken hater September 26, 2017

Plunge into darkness

Whenever a man inserts his entire head into a woman's vagina.

Steve: "Hey Mark, I saw you went home with Cindy last night. How did that turn out?"
Mark: "Dude I nearly died last night. She made me take a PLUNGE INTO DARKNESS, I passed out inside of her."

by Ragebeard May 11, 2018

going into the woods

A girl who has not shaved for years

Bitch hasn't saved but I'm going into the woods.

by Jackerofmeat October 27, 2018

Lackjoke intolerance

There’s these things yeah, called jokes, their purpose is basically amusement, but some people are allergic to the jokes, and they have this allergic reaction called “taking things too seriously” and so they miss out on all the fun, it’s a shame really, to be lackjoke intolerant 😞

Word on road is Michael’s hiding in recovery from his lackjoke intolerance

by Maya.like.fire September 17, 2019

lactose intolerance

hell

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE

by You Don’t Need To Know That June 1, 2020