bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

Bed-breaking

Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.

NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING

by rs09 January 21, 2024

Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!

Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'

by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014

Bed Yoga

Sex.

Sometimes a nice session of bed yoga is just what ya need.

by basedmeant December 18, 2024

bed corn

Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.

John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!

by gary the squirrel June 08, 2017

bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.

In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂

by Bed Milk February 29, 2016

Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025