morning

Part of the day that is between 06:00 to 12:00 (midday/noon).

Morning.

by Çyçyñyñy June 14, 2025

A morning weasley

When a Ranga (red-head) hugs a person in the morning and gets an erection over it.

Nah dont hug me, might get a morning weasley if i do.

by jizz brothers September 1, 2011

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

French Morning Cleanse

Having a cup of coffee and cigarette, then blowing up the toilet

Having my French morning cleanse

by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025

morning seven

When you take 7 hits of acid in the morning to get through the day

Damn, volunteer did a morning seven today. It's gonna be fun

by AngstySymbiosis May 12, 2018

Sunday morning effect

The phenomenon where feature films based on TV series / Netflix web series are perceived as higher quality than feature films that give birth to TV series / Netflix web series, especially among children and teenagers who have been conditioned by the high production values of Sunday morning cartoons being adapted into feature films.

Everyone thinks that movie adaptation of the web series is a masterpiece, but it's just the Sunday morning effect working well!

by Emotional Cruiser July 11, 2025

morning stupid

the morning after you get high and you are no longer high but you can't think straight and you act stupid. its almost like a hangover but without the extensive pain.

guy1: hey you alright
guy2: yea, just feeling a little morning stupid

by Jish_potato October 14, 2016