bear shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
by PTM May 19, 2006
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mouth full of wood

I always hear my mom saying "i love having a mouth full of wood"
by Putty cat December 16, 2016
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Wood wide web

The idea that the roots of neighboring trees can be connected by fungal filaments, forming massive underground networks that can span entire forests, similar to internet architecture.

When people speak of the wood-wide web, they are generally referring to the resulting system of interconnected tree roots called a common mycorrhizal network, or CMN. But there’s very little that scientists can say with certainty about how, and to what extent, trees interact via CMNs.

The idea of the wood wide web has inspired many narratives in books, TV, and other media, despite little or no experimental evidence to back up their claims.
The survival horror video game series The Last of Us uses the idea of a wood wide web to drive its narrative by featuring zombies that are controlled by a fungi host. It’s a compelling story, but many mycologists and scientists no longer believe in the scientific claims about fungal networks that inspired its zombie apocalypse.
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Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.
Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011
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Carved out of wood

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,
Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.
by mcbny March 08, 2017
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one off the wood

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.
Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"
by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017
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Bullers Wood for Boys

A all boys school that sells vapes condoms doorstops and more. Teachers are racist and students are too. Don’t get my started about the kid that had sex with a fat bird and filmed it and put it on his snap story. That is Bullers Wood for Boys
“Bullers Wood for Boys” is a death zone
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