I'm Britney No Whitney

A person who likes to sing but has a terrible voice.

You're at a Karaoke
"I don't care if I'm Britney No Whitney, but I'm drunk and I'm gonna do this song tonight!"

by MalizeInWonderland February 28, 2015

I'm the Lebron James of

When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.

Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.

Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.

by SBRpod March 29, 2023

I'm so tired

The thing you say when your dumbass forgets to go to sleep after 12:00 AM but you're really interested in a 3 hour long video.
It doesn't have to be 3 hours. It could be Youtube shorts.

sleepy man 1: I'm so tired dude, why can't I sleep?

sleepy man 2: Probably because your dumbass can't peel your eyes off Youtube for longer than 3 minutes.

by some random dumass May 21, 2023

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 27, 2011

I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

I'm a fucking libra

Sentence used by the drag queen Adore Delano on the reality show RuPaul's Drag Race.

Someone: Your wig is about to fall off girl.
Adore: I'm a fucking libra so leave me alone.

by Laura_mmbb August 19, 2021

I'm a general WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

A line in the song Stay Alive. The best part of the whole song

Instead of me he promotes Charles Lee! Makes him second in command. I'm a general WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

by daily log on urban dictionary July 5, 2023