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helmeted

"Are we gonner get helmeted tonight?"
"Yeah!!!!!!!"
by defiti May 26, 2006
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Helena

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by yummy.in.my.tummy December 17, 2019
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Helmet

I have never found one person in real life who was a fan of their music.

Helmet were only moderately interesting from Strap It On to Meantime. But when the third album Betty was dropped they really started to suck. They are mediocre at best. I’m sorry but Mr. Page Hamilton really isn’t that good. He should go back to playing Jazz, because rock/metal is clearly not his thing.
Even my dad hates Helmet. I showed him a song once and he said “yeah, you can turn that crap off”. He finds them very dry and monotonous. I only liked their rhythm and groove. But Page is a bad songwriter.
by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020
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mini-Helen

A misunderstanding of the old scientist/techie joke that a millihelen is the amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. Milli- is the international scientific prefix for 1/1000. Most international units are named after someone -- watt for power, newton for force, ampere for current, and so on. Scientists, techs, and gears who work with those prefixes all the time often attach them to all sorts of made-up units. So a megahelen would be the beauty of a face that launched a billion ships (one million times one thousand) and a nanohelen would be the face that launched one millionth of a ship (one billionth times one thousand). Millihelen worked better a few decades ago when newspapers and TV news often carried stories about ship launchings, because usually the woman christening the ship launch was a First Lady, the Queen, or some senator or lord's wife (what nowadays we call a first wife, the one before the trophy wife), and thus a lizardy old bag that was only sort of recognizably female.
"That one's a mini-Helen."

"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"
by old lang guy September 8, 2006
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fudge helmet

A cranial protective device into which a load of feces has been inserted.
Tom wouldn't stop towel snapping me in the locker room so I gifted him a fudge helmet.
by thewetyeti October 13, 2009
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helmet

as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".
My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.
by crankyramone September 24, 2008
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HELMET

"This bar is full of helmets."
by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005
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