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Half Nut

A person who is below the average height. Meaning only half of the little swimmer nut made it.
OMG! Alex is such a half nut! 👀
by ppveryhard April 22, 2020
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Half Shaft

When a person can only give a blowjob half way down the penis shaft
Aaron: “Does Jillian give good head?”
Tom: “She was a half shaft.”
by raspberrylimestevie February 14, 2020
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half munter

Not quite a full munter, but definitely not an attractive lady. A lady right in the middle of ugliness and beauty.

One you'd tackle once the beer googles have been applied. Say, after about 6/7 pints.
Blimey look at that half munter. if nothing comes along that's better then I may be persuaded at the end of the night.
by delta89 August 24, 2004
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half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????
by globro13016 September 8, 2016
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half of 30

Said to people of the age of 15. Is a sign of respect and of maturity. It shows that you have friends, if someone says this to you
when someone just turned 15, you have to say "You're half of 30
". Because that's what everyone says
by Darien.chung July 24, 2017
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Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!
by MrDomino December 28, 2007
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half a month

Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.
by sleepy254 March 30, 2016
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