Hipster

Someone who acts different (or at least outside the hipster subgroup, because they obviously all act the same), but only for the purpose of being different.

"I don't have a beard, only hipsters have beards. I have a type of mustache that was only popular in the 1963 gay scene of a small mountain village near Buenos Aires. You probably never heard of it." (A Hipster, probably)

by General Sharkfist January 17, 2018

Hipster

Hipsters are people that use slang to make themselves feel unique. They dress weirdly and talk even weirder.

hipster 1: dude that's sick dog
hipster 2: that dog done be sick dough

by nitwit.com October 1, 2022

Hipster Cutthroat

Someone who was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing diapers, alright...which means before you were born! (You like that, don’t you?)

Even this hipster cutthroat’s eyebrows are black..you see, he had his Aunt put it on...makeup. He was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing...etc.

by I’m Your Huckleberry June 12, 2021

Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate

I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017

Hipster

a hipster is someone who dresses, acts, or entertains like Paulioc.

Yo man i heard there were mad hipsters at the commy party last night.

by quino101 April 4, 2011

Hipster

Someone who strives too be unique and different, and would usually avoid mainstream. Typical hipsters have a certain taste in music, food, etc. and they'd think that only smart people would appreciate it.
Opposite of normie

A: Wanna get some pizza?
B: No way, it's too mainstream!
A: You're such a hipster.

by OmPu August 26, 2017

Hipster

A hipster is someone who conforms to non-conformity, usually without realizing they are doing so. Hipsters typically have subdued narcissistic traits and an amorphous sense of self. Hipsters usually project a passive or passive aggressive persona of superiority to those who live within societal norms or mainstream culture, and they externalize (or push internalized) self-judgement and insecurity onto others by way of harsh criticism via over-intellectualizing things to the point of creating irrational logic loops. Ultimately, hipsters are people with an identity problem. Their efforts to solve this problem usually come from attempting to individuate themselves through subcultural trends (such as off-beat fashion, music and art trends, etc.) that make them feel unique despite the irony that their efforts to do so end up being conformist to a hipster subculture that has become mainstreamed in a roundabout way.

A hipster walks into a bar and realizes they don't have a mixologist, only bartenders. He walks out.

by inner-rhythm84 February 7, 2019