green herbivore

Sometimes when a person gets stoned and stare at another persons face they can turn into things...like a green herbivore dinosaur!

me "Im so high man.."
green herbivore "i can tell you fucking clown shoe!"
me "DUDE! your a fucking green herbivore dinosaur!"

by Jesus The Stoner July 25, 2008

Green Grungies

When the food that has been consumed causes your stool to have a very distinct green color. Defacating a Green Grungie can also include discomfort, wetness, and/or strong odour.

Low grade meats and high grease content have a higher likelihood of causing Green Grungies to form. (McDonalds, KFC, etc.)

"Man I've got a bad case of the Green Grungies"

by BubBLeB0y April 7, 2008

green guilt

Green guilt is when you do something that is bad for the environment and feel guilty about it.

I forgot to bring my shopping bags to Whole Foods or Trader Joe's so I am feeling green guilt.

by lflqueen February 23, 2009

green cavalier

A not actually green more so turquoise four wheeled hot box, keeps the name green cavalier hence the amount of marijuana smoked inside of it.

Holy fuck look at the patch job on that green cavalier, is that done with papers?

You don't need tinted windows with the green cavalier, resin takes care of that.

by theproposterouspenguin January 29, 2009

half green

When someone smokes a bong and only lights half of the bowl, leaving half of a green hit for another person.

Tyler: Hey I want to get green hit.

John: No I want green hit.

Tyler: Okay well I'll give you half greens.

by Barack Obama's new dog February 8, 2009

green bomb

2 shots lime vodka
2 shots regular vodka (rail shit)
sum orange
sum sour
and that's fucking it.

Mix in a shitty plastic cup and then drink it, repeat.

"Man I don't remember shit from last night" said Carl.

"That's because you had like a dozen green bombs, that just doesn't happen" said Tom.

by Carllikestodrinkandfalldown November 30, 2013

Green Parrot

Cheshire phrase

Placing your dirty penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a parrot on a pirate's shoulder .

The Green significance comes from the penis being unclean.

Sometimes used as a chat up line

Followed by reveal lost parrot

"Excuse me love, have you lost a green parrot."

"Shiver me Timbers, check out me Green Parrot"

by BershamBackdoor August 24, 2019