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Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.
Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how how fast.
by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025
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gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.
Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.
by pentozali August 1, 2010
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Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...
1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college
by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010
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bring your boxing gloves

When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.
I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.
by Boxing buff November 20, 2013
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cherry picking gloves

Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.
That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!
by Braveheart 16.5% February 10, 2017
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buckets and gloves

1. Protective equipment used when boxing for fun (usually a hockey helmet and boxing gloves)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)
Let's put on the buckets and gloves and go for round two.

Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves
by sixtynineman June 7, 2018
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James That Goes to Dater

A kid that is tall but gay he likes guys lol but don't judge that fag hahahahahaha

-Muhammed
Hey "James That Goes To Dater" is a gay black guy
by ftfxhfchxgh November 20, 2018
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