Gooch

The distance on your crotch between your thighs.

Guy1: Man's got like 3 inches of Gooch
Guy2: shit that's more like 4 inches give or take

by Your fine bro-tato chip February 22, 2024

gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

goach

the goat coach. the most goatted coach.

That dude is the goach.
That car is goachly.
That food was goached.

by thegoach February 26, 2024

Getcho Mans

1. Means get your mans but you merge get your to getcho.
2. To tell some bitch being a pussy to chill the fuck down.
3. A Rich Brian song with Warren Hue

Aubrey: wtf you do to me bruh?!
Jack: Getcho mans, Aubrey.

by TheRealUltraJack299 March 1, 2024

Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.

Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.

by HCG4 April 15, 2024

Gooch

The area of skin between your ballsack and butthole.

Tickle my Gooch until it chafes

by Funny3 April 19, 2024