by inmyideaa April 8, 2023
Get the go to the tree mug.Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.
Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?
Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)
Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)
by Barry Mahoganue July 21, 2009
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Get the going ISIS mug.When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.
Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."
by COD KILLA June 24, 2014
Get the going freebird mug.typically used by those from the south (like Tennessee) as a polite way to break up with someone. Often times it is misunderstood by the recipient who interprets the phrase as literal.
"hey Jacob, Caldwell told me he was going to India last week,"
"oh, Nathan I'm so sorry, he broke up with you."
"oh, Nathan I'm so sorry, he broke up with you."
by whorefo September 25, 2022
Get the going to India mug.For a situation to deteriorate to the point survival of the fittest kicks in. Similar to the phrase “shit hits the fan”.
With both groups on the verge of killing each other, the slightest misstep could cause the entire situation to go darwin.
by JellyF February 2, 2021
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