by Lukecool82738 August 14, 2025
Get the Sherman’s glassesmug. by themanTM September 21, 2023
Get the Stanley Mov A-Train glassesmug. you love making out with big men
by daddy41 May 6, 2022
Get the wearing glassesmug. by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018
Get the Made of art and broken glassmug. when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 3, 2019
Get the glassesmug. The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.
Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.
Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?
Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?
by The sack slapper March 6, 2011
Get the sack glassesmug. A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.
Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.
by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016
Get the Glass turkeymug.