Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...
Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
Get the Girlfriendmug. The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
by The one u'll always love <3 September 4, 2021
Get the The best girlfriend <3mug. A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.
by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020
Get the Nap girlfriendmug. by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
Get the Jacobs girlfriendmug. where is she?
by Shane63 February 22, 2023
Get the lukes girlfriendmug. A woman that is with a gay man or trans who supports him/her as if they are together but aren't actually together.
An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.
An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.
This is making me uncomfortable I need my moral girlfriend (M.G) right now.
Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.
My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.
Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.
Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.
My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.
Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.
by Spiritualbarbi3 April 4, 2022
Get the Moral Girlfriendmug. A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work
“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the target girlfriendmug.