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The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
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Flicker Gooning

Is the act of repeatedly doing an action over and over again, without stopping. It is mostly associated with gooning or edging, but can be used in other circumstances
Flicker Gooning for 9 seconds is impossible.
by moralgrayarea May 27, 2024
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Goon Squad

Goon Squad is a term used to refer to the youtube channel “Goon Squad”. They are a group of losers that goof around and make top notch content.
“Hey have you watch the new Goon Squad video?”

“Yah i have, obviously. They sure are a great youtube channel and I love them!”
by Jonedog March 1, 2020
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Goon

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.
by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025
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Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals
He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch
by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022
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Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.
Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!
by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023
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Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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