Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise

OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer

by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023

fudge

something millennials say instead of the f bomb

oh fudge that sucks

by doritopersonlol June 18, 2023

Fudge Sundae Pop Tart

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.

Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away

by russian cat. June 28, 2023

Fudge Finger

The art of wiping your turd covered fingers on the bathroom walls or objects after accidentally jousting your anus during a wipe.

Larry fudge fingered the toilet roll and walls of the bathroom stall after accidentally jousting his puckered starfish with his finger.

by Crimson clam sauce June 24, 2024

Mackinac Island Fudge

The act of jizzing and pooping into a bowl, mixing it together, and throwing the mixture into a ceiling fan at max speed.

Aw John, why did you have to Mackinac Island Fudge us? Now I’m covered in shit and jizz.

by SigmaBallin45 June 27, 2024

hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.

"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"

by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024

four fudge cakes

A polite way of saying 'for fucks sake !!' so as to minimise offence.

'Four fudge cakes , you've left the lid off the toothpaste again and the toilet seat is still up '

by Peewiffin July 3, 2024