finger blammed

A very aggressive, over the pants handjob for a girl.

At carb day 2014 I totally saw a girl getting finger blammed by 2 dudes on the beer pong table.

by theblammer June 14, 2014

Cabbage Fingers

A symptom of Cabbagefingitus.
A person with cabbage like phalanges.

George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut.

by Iammega October 11, 2019

bung finger

The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.

Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

Finger largation

Commonly reffered to as large finger syndrome, when a persons fingers are excessive in size. This can only be fixed by finger reduction surgery, or if you chopped your fingers off.

Antonio garza has finger largation

by abbicus February 23, 2019

Stringer's finger

The finger pain caused by stringing lacrosse heads regularly. Mostly felt on the fingertips and sides of the fingers.

"I strung Proton Powers for some bros yesterday - It gave me some bad stringer's finger.

by Stringin' spoons April 13, 2011

Box fingers

When a woman touches/itches their smelly vagina.

Look sophia, that woman just itched their vagina, bet she has box fingers now!

by Dave the rave! March 9, 2020

Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 27, 2017