Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears
by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022
Get the Evanmug. 
Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund
by Adhair May 23, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021
Get the Evanmug. When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low
I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
by DKDM July 11, 2024
Get the Dirty Evanmug. The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple
"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney
"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney
"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney
"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
by The_dictionaryadditioner July 7, 2021
Get the Hadley and Evanmug. A dick. He is not truthful at all, he will break your heart any chance hey gets. Most girls like him but he doesn’t care AT ALL. When you remember to get him a Christmas present, HE WILL GET YOU NOTHING.i
by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019
Get the Evanmug.