Horton's Disease

Having one foot larger than the other.

Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?

by Elephantus October 1, 2011

Sir disease

When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease

Goddamnit they called me sir again

Why do people always call me sir? I must have sir disease

by Friendship man November 9, 2021

colorado hip disease

When a female has pronated, wide, curvy, soft, sweet, hot, delicious hips.

Damn see that milf, she got Colorado hip disease

by BooBungus May 12, 2022

Klein's Disease

The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.

Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.

by vivalosdoyers July 11, 2021

dank disease

a serious disease diagnosed when injecting marijuanas

marijuanas took my best friend when we where 15 he developed dank disease to his lung 3 months before he was born and he died at birth i never got to met him he was the best guy i ever knew and i still remember the last time i see him everyday

by puncake22 September 4, 2016

Wolfson Disease

This disease makes a person who treats women poorly and lacks emotional intelligence may display traits commonly associated with narcissistic personality disorder, which is characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, a lack of empathy, and a desire for admiration.

Individuals with narcissistic personality disorder often have a sense of entitlement and believe they are superior to others. They may also have difficulty regulating their emotions and may react impulsively or aggressively when their sense of self-worth is threatened. In some cases, they may base their self-image on external factors such as wealth, status, or power, much like the character Jordan Belfort from "The Wolf of Wall Street."

It's important to note that having these traits or behaviors does not necessarily mean that a person has a personality disorder. Many factors, including past experiences and environmental influences, can contribute to the development of certain behavioral patterns. However, if these traits are causing significant distress or impairment in a person's life, it may be beneficial to seek professional help from a mental health provider who can offer appropriate support and treatment.

My friend broke up hardly with his girlfriend. I think he has wolfson disease

by wolfyyyyyy April 21, 2023

soul nerve disease

Soul Nerve disease: Is the literal translation from Mandarin Chinese to English . Has been commonly used by 2nd to 3rd generation Chinese Americans born in the states. In the Mandarin Chinese language, it is primarily used when describing a person who has severe mental instabilities like insane or crazy pronounced shun- jing.bing. But in America when translated its used for people whom have personality disorders that are generally untreatable. Example would be calling someone who is a malignant narcissist someone who is suffering from a severe case of soul nerve disease.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

When asking my friend, who has been in a toxic relationship , how everything was going. He said, that he finally realized he had to leave his girlfriend before he gets totally drained by her soul nerve diseased manipulative ways. Which was a relief for me and all other friends to hear. Cause that girl was a jezebel spirit if there ever was one.

by LuvH8Luv October 24, 2022