crack cheeks

the right way to say “ass cheeks” on roblox

my money don’t jiggle jiggle like my crack cheeks do

by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022

crack coma

A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.

That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.

by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010

crack stabber

a homosexual

Look out for that guy he is a crack stabber.

by zenpuppetmonkey April 11, 2009

crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008

eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

by joijoihere August 15, 2017

Black Crack

A can or bottle of Grape soda. Based on the stereotype that African Americans love grape flavored drinks, food, candy etc..

When you go to the store, please pick up a bottle of black crack.

by birdydb June 27, 2018

Crack Torch

A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.

I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!

by crackturtle September 24, 2011