Covid Buddy

A person(s) that was your lover during the covid lockdown.

My covid buddy was critical for my sexual & mental health during the 2020 covid lockdown.

by @BigMac May 16, 2023

covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020

Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.

When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.

by M-Appolo November 20, 2020

Covid-🗽

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.

Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-🗽 violations.

by Covido November 14, 2020

COVID isolation Serbian

Serbian COVID Isolation and Canadian CERB program,

= 12pk Corona, igloo cooler of smoked meat, and outdoor BB-Q

Source
Youtube compilation & internet meme
Tim Horton's

Covid isolation Serbian, I drink Corona, no COVID.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.

Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.

by Randi Newton October 11, 2020

Covid-🇻🇪

When the Facebook page of Venezuelan President-turned-Dictator Nicolás Maduro was frozen after he repeatedly promoted misinformation about the coronavirus, such as claiming with zero evidence that a herbal remedy could cure Covid-19.

Like US ex-President Donald Trump and Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro who both promoted fake remedies, Venezuelan’s Prescriptor-in-Chief is advising his people how to fight Covid-🇻🇪 inexpensively with herbs rather than depending on dear risky vaccines produced by unfriendly Western nations.

by Covido May 6, 2021