Chuck Norris

Jesus's bodyguard. That's how awesome he is

First guy: I'm gonna kill Jesus
Second guy: You'll have to get through Chuck Norris first.
First guy: Aw, screw that!

by Matt mickey November 5, 2010

Chuck Norris

The reason why waldo is hiding.

Person 1) Damn it, Why can't I find Waldo?!?!?!!

Person 2) Because he saw Chuck Norris

by -----Enter pseudonym here----- November 27, 2010

Chuck Norris

Noun: God, The son, the holy spirit, the father, the father's father, perfection. Every thing right about this world.

Adjective: for something to be awesome, amazing, outstanding, perfect.

verb: to do something perfectly, astonishingly amazing. Also, to round house kick some one at lightspeed.

Eric- That fail was sooo fucking Chuck Norris man!

Sean- Yeah dude he Chuck Norris'd that shit.

Brian Bell- Guys.. I just got Chuck Norris'd in the face...

everyone- AHAHAAAHAAAhaa...

Taylor- wtfbbq? :D

by 13xshadex13 May 2, 2009

Chuck Norris

1) Run from this.
2) When you see this, Be prepared to be roundhouse kicked.
3) The end of life.

"OH MY GOD IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! RUN!!!"

by Mister LoLz April 3, 2009

What da fuck chuck?

Questioning with great expression somthing somone has said.

Dude#1: dude, my ex-girlfriend got a sex change...

Dude#2: What da fuck chuck?!?!?!?

by MR.MYSTERIO. March 30, 2009

mw2 Chuck Norris of camping

When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.

Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.

by wedbetter May 2, 2010

Chuck e Cheese Critic

An insult, normally hurled at a target one is intimidated by, usually due to their intellect, caring nature, and ability to walk through life as one who loves others.

They said that he was a Chuck E Cheese Critic, it really made them look sooooo smart.

by hellraiser1969 January 4, 2022