Captain Manguy

A superhero masked in shadows, lightening, and the fantastic aroma of vanilla. Often used to refer to manly figures such as Batman.

Frank West has covered wars ya'know. He's incredibly Captain Manguy.

by Slab Bulkhead February 8, 2010

Tire Boat Captain

A Cuban who sets sail for america in thir cars spare tire.

Look over there its an Tire boat Captain.

by Devil2810 January 22, 2009

Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

Captain Fagbox

1: A Chatterbox regular on www.gaiaonline.com

2: A gender confusing douchebag on gaia

'Have you seen Captain Fagbox around lately? I heard she was pwning some noobs in the GD.'

by List of CB Regs May 26, 2009

Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020

Captain Kirk

The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."

"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."

"Wait, what does that mean?"

"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"

by Dakota Dick April 28, 2010

captain

see Captain sav-a-hoe

by YoungCali August 27, 2003